They are all dead

NOOO!!  I came home to find this mess.  Looks like he destroyed them all.

Firing Squad

I'm going to fight fire with fire. If a toy elf is terrorizing me, then let's see if other toys can take him out!

The Brownies

It's been a week since I saw him... thought he was gone for good.  However I came home to find some brownies on my stove.  Somehow he magically found a poison bottle.  I don't think I should eat these....

Curious Find

So I haven't seen the elf in two days... then I find this note... I don't think this is over yet...

Noose

Opened my door to find this... used an old cord to make a noose... this guy is more crafty then I thought...

Shaving Razor

I found him in the bathroom... I think he was hoping I would cut myself shaving...

At The Window

After the almost fire fiasco, I drove him out to a field and left him there.  Later I found this little face peering at me though my window...

Alcohol and Fire

Caught him before he could burn the place down.

Under the Bed

Heard some rumbling under my bed this morning... guess he didn't like getting tied up

Tied Up

Let's see him escape from this

Car Tires

That bastard!  Apparently he heard me say I wanted to run over him... That's it. I'm tired of this.

Fish Tank

Found this little guy trying to fish out my roommate's aquarium with a makeshift hook.  I swear I'm going to run him over with my car.

Rum and Drugs

Ok, so this morning I found this mess on my floor.  Somehow he found my rum and prescription drugs.  Looks like this guy is not fit whatsoever to be given to my niece.  I better hang onto him until he finds the "GOOD" Christmas Magic. Maybe he's depressed that I haven't given him a name yet...

He Escaped!!

After leaving for a few hours, I come back home to find this mess and the elf hanging onto my counter as if he was trying to escape.  This has completely freaked me out so I put him back in his plastic and closed up the case.  I'm planning on throwing this whole thing out tomorrow.

Just brought my elf home

Hello, I just learned about this “Elf on the Shelf” thing.  I figured this would be neat little thing for my niece so I decided to buy one to give to her parents.