Under the Bed

Heard some rumbling under my bed this morning... guess he didn't like getting tied up

Tied Up

Let's see him escape from this

Car Tires

That bastard!  Apparently he heard me say I wanted to run over him... That's it. I'm tired of this.

Fish Tank

Found this little guy trying to fish out my roommate's aquarium with a makeshift hook.  I swear I'm going to run him over with my car.

Rum and Drugs

Ok, so this morning I found this mess on my floor.  Somehow he found my rum and prescription drugs.  Looks like this guy is not fit whatsoever to be given to my niece.  I better hang onto him until he finds the "GOOD" Christmas Magic. Maybe he's depressed that I haven't given him a name yet...

He Escaped!!

After leaving for a few hours, I come back home to find this mess and the elf hanging onto my counter as if he was trying to escape.  This has completely freaked me out so I put him back in his plastic and closed up the case.  I'm planning on throwing this whole thing out tomorrow.

Just brought my elf home

Hello, I just learned about this “Elf on the Shelf” thing.  I figured this would be neat little thing for my niece so I decided to buy one to give to her parents.